Trains for me have been rubbish today, and not least this evening when I forked out money to go a few more stops than my season ticket would allow me, to watch the England game with Dad ( Read more... )

I got woken up rudely last night by a lot of shouting; I peered out my window and saw just one guy who seemed to be shouting to … no one, in a foreign language (though I heard a few f-words too); it went on for a long time ( Read more... )

(Quote is from the vending machine - played by Tony Slattery - at the end of Red Dwarf VIII ( Read more... )